Vanilla Ice’s Lost Lyrics Surface from Time with Amish.


I go amish
Let me pay homage
dudes build houses
bitches wear bonnets

Stop- Honest-
How could I compare
The life in here
To LIFE OUT THERE

I got dads askin’ me to
PLANT MY SEED
I ask why
It’s cuz we KNOW YOU’LL LEAVE

So im ‘gon fuck some daughters
While they boilin’ water
Don’t say- “oh god, daddy”
They say “ART THOU FATHER”

It appears he was planning a comeback and going to use his experience with the Amish to breathe new “whiteness” into rap music, as if pop hadn’t already been doing that to us for a decade. Regardless, planning a comeback appears the closest Vanilla will get to being relevant again, unless you subscribe to beliefs in reincarnation. In such case, we may hear from him in fifty years when he comes back as an endangered species.

Lyrics contributed by anonymous source.

Notated by Jackie Coime.